March 2012
“she poisoned her husband one day, and then I think he shot her shoulder off. But I think they worked out their differences and stayed together.”. -Lydia
“she poisoned her husband one day, and then I think he shot her shoulder off. But I think they worked out their differences and stayed together.”. -Lydia
someone just told me i’m the good kind of fat because of the way i’m shaped and i have nice legs.
it took all i had not to punch her in the face.
my boss asked for some gum and my hands were full so i go to just hand her my purse but then i remember my pipe is still in there from last night so i suddenly dive back across the room and she looks at me like “wat” and i’m just like “lol nvm hang on i dont think my gum is in here o wait yes it is here”.
Oh no it’s like 70 degrees plus a thousand humid I guess I’ll just have to wear pajama shorts and a t shirt to work oh nooooooooo and my boss has the heater on I guess that means I should go get a smoothie.
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i really wish i lived in a state where i could get medical marijuana because it helps my trich so so much.
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this spring i want to do something ridiculous fabulous like make a game of fat kickball happen or something. i love kickball.
February 2012
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it is definitely days like today when i miss the comfort of a lie.
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Watchdo you guys hear that bird?
i’m going to kill it.
it’s been doing that for 10+ minutes
and sometimes it’s really really loud
and sometimes its only just loud
but i’m going to kill it.
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allthoughtofspring replied to your post: i just tried to turn poverty into anadjective. it…
impoverished, baby
THAT ONE. I KNEW IT FUCKING EXISTED. it’s late, i love you, i hate words.
edit: povertous lololololol
i just tried to turn poverty into an adjective. it didn’t work. povertous isn’t a word, although it should be. i could really use it right now.
oh hai pestle board.
i see you there, marchin down my hallway.
bloodlet:
just fucking be mine
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how do i apply marxism to levi’s go forth commercials okay go
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diffusebombs replied to your post: my cousin just fb-chatted me and i was like…
how old is this guy to be making 60k A YEAR i will never make that and i went to college ;__;
HES TWENTY. TWENTY. A JUNIOR AT UNA. BUT HES TRANSFERING TO UAH NEXT SEMESTER BECAUSE HES SUPER SERIOUS ABOUT HIS STUDIES.
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my cousin just fb-chatted me and i was like “what’s up?” and he was like “nothing much just chillin at work thought i’d holla at you”
1) drew you cannot say holla
2) YOUR “WORK” IS A PAID INTERNSHIP AT YOUR FATHERS SECURITY COMPANY WHERE YOU MAKE 60K+ A YEAR AND TAKE FRIDAYS OFF. AND YOUR PARENTS PAY FOR YOUR APARTMENT AND YOUR CAR. AND EVERYTHING...
i just walked into my room and autumn has hooked up her computer to the tv and has porn playing and there’s old chinese food sitting on her desk and vomit in the trash can and sex toys laying on the floor and i live in a frat house.
edit: and autumn is fitting her girlfriend with a strap on in the corner.
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Fatshionably Late: TW for self-harm, fat shame,... →
chubadubdub:
I’m so sorry that my fat, hairy, outrageous body offends you. let me take up less space let me spend 16 years of my 20 years of life, (the life I chose to keep at age 14 with that razor, itching to finally make the slits the “right way”) despising my stretch marked skin, hating every follicle of…
i love this.
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler
i never remember to take care of myself in this way.
lipsticklizbienne:
clementinesandcathedrals:
i can’t write poetry and i can’t write papers and i really just wish i could just go sit outside for a while but it’s a little too cold and i’m a little too naked.
that’s never stopped you before
i’m just going to leave this here.
i can’t write poetry and i can’t write papers and i really just wish i could just go sit outside for a while but it’s a little too cold and i’m a little too naked.
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